so a guy gave his friend 10 puns hoping that one of them would make him laugh. sadly, no pun in ten did.
I just slept for 15 hours what I miss?
oh thank god i thought i missed something big
I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed
no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed
this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post
Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.
women do some things for themselves and not just for men
what a concept
Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running
Sex seems like a fun idea until you’re bent over a bar stool in the back of a club you’re too young for about to be plowed by a tall dark man named Mike
i feel as though we’ve had different experiences
and it’s amazing
but wait there’s more
omg and then